A shock to wake you up

Okey, it was the morning of 14th of October. I get a cup of tea, sit down and what do I see when I open the daily newspaper?! A hell of a group of those little guys with their pointy red hat's taking over a page. Oh come on! Why won't they let me enjoy my wonderful autumn on itself. I do not need that kind of instigation yet. I've also heard that Lidl has begun to sell their Advent calendars... But on the other hand, why not? Since Christmas wants so bad to be Autumn-like (meaning the weather conditions), why can't Autumn be also Christmas-like?